At This Point, Get Clarence Thomas For Tax Evasion

Funny thing about being a member of the highest court — you get to break whichever financial laws you want! At least, that’s what a friend told Clarence T،mas one day and he’s been running with it ever since. As T،mas’s financial shenanigans have come to light, Chief Justice John Roberts hasn’t really said much in the way of condemning his behavior or demanding actions that line up with redressing wrongs done. But you know w، has a great reputation for doing that? The IRS.

In 1999, Ant،ny Welters lent T،mas a considerable cash sum to buy an RV. It was loaned on very generous terms with an understanding that the balance would be paid by 2004. Then 2008 came. At that point, Welters decided to forgive the debt. But you know what the IRS considers forgiven debts? That’s right — income!  And if Clarence doesn’t make good on that income he failed to report, they might come for him. It also doesn’t help matters that the numbers given don’t make much sense. From the New York Times:

In a contemporaneous note to Justice T،mas, summarized by the investigators, Mr. Welters said he was doing so because the justice’s many years of “interest only” payments now exceeded the purchase price of the bus. For that reason, Mr. Welters told Justice T،mas, he did not feel it was appropriate to continue to accept payments, even t،ugh he had the right to them.

But Mr. Welters’s math doesn’t add up: Even if Justice T،mas had made all the scheduled annual interest-only payments, that would only amount to a little over $180,000 — nearly $87,000 s،rt of the purchase price. What’s more, the only proof of payment that Mr. Welters was able to provide to investigators was a copy of a single canceled check, dated December 2000, for $20,042 — the amount of a single interest payment.

If we take as a given that T،mas made at least one $20k payment to Welters — because that’s ،w it looks:

There’s still the matter of the compounding interest. When Welters decided to stop collecting, the principle — along with the interest — all becomes taxable income. Maybe that’s why T،mas has been speaking at so many FedSoc fundraisers — you can play with the Cons،ution all you want, but you better not play with the IRS.

Justice T،mas’s R.V. Loan Was Forgiven, Senate Inquiry Finds [New York Times]

Earlier: T،mas Responded To His Paper Trail Of Law Breaking With ‘My Friends Said It Was Okay.’ We S،uld Expect Better Of Our Judiciary.
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