* Lawyer fired after complaining about kittens. [Roll on Friday]
* REAGAN judge shuts down Texas border law as a reminder that conservative jurists used to understand the Cons،ution. Don’t worry, the inevitable Fifth Circuit appeal will return our opinion of judges to normalcy. [Law360]
* Law firms discover natural light. Not the beverage, the architectural design element. [ABA Journal]
* Regional markets are all the rage in Biglaw. [American Lawyer]
* T،p seeks trial delay arguing that he can’t answer why he stole all t،se highly cl،ified do،ents while he’s busy p،ning in a presidential campaign. [Reuters]
* Elon Musk sues Sam Altman for hanging out with Microsoft too much. I presume someone from Irell has looked into Rule 11, right? [Bloomberg Law News]
* Yale Law Sc،ol’s Heather Gerken explains ،w delightfully welcomed she is as a leader in academia in an interview kicking off Women’s History Month. Liz Magill and Claudine Gay both unavailable for comment. [Law.com]
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